Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ strives to provide your child with a robust education in an environment designed to instill the love of Christ and the fear of God with a faculty that is no longer under investigation.

Our talented staff will give your child the tools they will need to feel superior to other children who don’t have the same access to money. They’ll get the high standards of parochial academics without the “woke” nonsense like empathy or inclusion, just like Jesus would have wanted.