Our staff
We hire only the finest educators who live within 5-10 miles from our school. All of our staff have completed their Bachelor’s Degree, 12 hours of Anger Management, and none are currently under investigation.
Principalfather touchme
Father Touchme has been educating and leading the young for over twenty years with a focus on mathematics and the Rise of Western Consciousness.
With a graduate degree from DePaul University and a desire to get to a warmer climate, Father Touchme came to Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ from St. Mary’s Church in Lincoln, Nebraska. He’s a fan of ice fishing and loves collecting crime scene photography.
Ass. PrincipalFATHER FINGER
When you’re looking to find an answer to your question, you look to Google. But when you’re looking for your car keys or glasses, ask Father Finger.
Father Finger has been providing answers to tough questions for students like “When is lunch?” for nearly 40 years.
TeacherSr. Parks
Sr. Parks has been teaching at Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ for over 30 years, dedicating her life to making sure that students understand where the commas go. She is known throughout the community for her “no nonsense” methods and her incredibly powerful swing.
Teachersr. Holland
When Sister Holland first came to Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ, the school only had one room and twelve students. She was our only instructor! Now, years later, she’s still teaching our 4th and 5th graders everything they will ever need to know about World History and Geography!