YOUR CHILD’S FUTURE BEGINS HERE
Commitment to Rigorous Education
Whether your child is a bonafide “genius,” or prone to eating paste from a jar, our (nearly qualified) instructors will give your child everything they need to succeed in your quest to get them into an Ivy League school.
What Parents Are Saying
“My child loves going to OLOTPAC! He has a real connection to the material and no longer complains about all of the kneeling.”
Jenn Hebda“I used to worry about hair loss. I worried about my job. I worried that my wife was having an affair with the mail carrier. But the one thing I don’t worry about? My kid. OLOTPAC takes Little Timmy off of my “to-do” list so I can focus on the things in life that demand my attention. I cannot recommend this school enough.
Neil Fredericks
“The bathrooms are so clean!”
Maxine SchmellingUpcoming Events
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ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PAGEANT
DECEMBER 13TH 7:00-8:00PM
The Annual Christmas Pageant of Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ is a festive celebration involving all of our students from Pre-K to 8th Grade. You’ll be treated to song, dance, and family friendly theatre. Tickets for this event move quickly so reserve your seat today!
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BINGO NIGHT
DECEMBER 15TH 7:00-8:00PM
A good BINGO card could be yours at our monthly BINGO Night! Father Finger will be calling the letters and numbers as Sister Agnes keeps the coffee coming. This month’s grand prize is a Black and Decker Weed Wacker from Dryffus Hardware!
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8th Grade Dance
DECEMBER 19TH 7:00-9:00PM
Al 8th Graders are invited to dance the night away under the giant crucifix in the OLOTPAC gymnasium. There will be a DJ, snacks, and ice cream for the the kids and a wine bar for the parents. Please note that any child with bare shoulders or skirts higher than knee length will not be admitted.
IT TAKES A VILLAGE…AND A BIT OF CASH TO RAISE A CHILD
Cultivate problem-solving skills with sustainably crafted blocks designed for self-directed Montessori play.
Normally you would have to endure several weekends to understand the Catholic Church’s doctrine, but Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ is able to pack all of that information into a single two-hour course. Perfect for heathens looking to marry into our community or parents attempting to use the “I’m a Catholic” discount.
Schedule a tour
Allow one of our wonderful staff members to take you on a guided tour of our sprawling campus. We’ll make sure you understand where every penny of that tuition money is going.
